>>> sometimes you put velveeta in a crockpot and serve it with chips and call it dinner. and you don't feel any remorse about it.
>>> so byu women's studies honor society is doing a little secret santa activity. there's a dozen red stockings hanging up in the ws office right now, with a name on each one. i've seen people give/get books, tea, mugs, catwomen pez dispensers, maybelline baby lips (my favorite), piles of chocolates, marzipan shaped like piglets, and even a homemade lunch. you guyz, women's studies peeps are the best. also, feminist friday is coming to provo this week and i'm so excited i might pee my pants.
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do not let your laundry pile up for the first 5 months of marriage. it will come back to haunt you.
do not waste a precious avocado on your skin, instead of your stomach. especially when you're hungry.
do become addicted to jr. bacon cheese burgers. for the love of fries, they're only a dollar.
>>> consider these gifs an early christmas present from me.