Tuesday, January 29, 2013

to be, or not to be... sick

recommendations for when one feels like death:

cake for breakfast. don't listen to what anyone says. cake is just what the doctor ordered. even if you can't taste it, your emotions are appeased.

lysol. that lovely magical spray that kills everything it touches. touche!

nasal spray. i can't decide which is worse. something called NASAL SPRAY or mucus plugging up your head.

skip that skewl. kiss that klass goodbye!

a boyfriend to comfort you and buy you medicine when you complain and tell you that you are such a warrior. and to also tell you that you are pretty when you look like shiz.


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